Truce Chair
Stop winning arguments that never happened.
A smart office chair that senses jaw clenching and aggressive typing, buzzes to interrupt your imaginary argument, then plays a calming podcast instead. Reclaim the 45 minutes you lose rehearsing 2016.
You keep losing to ghosts.
- ✕You catch yourself forty-five minutes deep into a conversation with someone who wronged you in 2016, and the real workday just evaporated.
- ✕Your typing gets visibly angrier during these spirals, and you don't notice until the email is already half-drafted.
- ✕There's no way to actually measure how much of your month gets eaten by arguments that never happened.
Get pulled back to now.
- ✓The chair buzzes the second it detects the spiral starting, so you catch it in seconds instead of losing the afternoon.
- ✓Jaw and typing sensors flag the exact biometric signature of rehearsal-rage before it derails your actual work.
- ✓The Grudge Report turns your invisible mental habit into a number you can actually see and shrink over time.
Built different.
Jaw Clench Sensor
A pressure pad in the headrest detects the micro-tension of jaw clenching that signals you're mid-imaginary-monologue.
Typing Aggression Monitor
An accelerometer in the armrest reads sudden spikes in keystroke force and speed that give away a rage-fueled reply.
Instant Calm Interrupt
The moment both signals fire together, a hidden speaker in the headrest auto-plays a random calming podcast on something else entirely.
Gentle Buzz Alert
A soft haptic motor in the seat pan buzzes first, breaking your courtroom-victory trance before the audio even starts.
Monthly Grudge Report
The companion app logs how many hours you spent this month 'winning' conversations that never happened, sorted by opponent.
Simple by design.
Sit & Sync
Pair the chair with the app and let it learn your normal jaw and typing baseline over your first week.
Sensors Detect the Spiral
Built-in sensors in the headrest and armrest continuously watch for the specific combo of jaw clench plus typing spike.
Interrupt & Redirect
The chair buzzes once, then plays curated audio to pull your brain out of the loop and back into the room.
The clear choice.
Launching soon.
Join the waitlist for early-bird pricing — locked in for life.
- ✓ Jaw clench + typing sensors
- ✓ Buzz interrupt
- ✓ One calming audio channel
- ✓ All audio channels
- ✓ Monthly Grudge Report
- ✓ Adjustable sensitivity
- ✓ Bulk office deployment
- ✓ Admin dashboard
- ✓ Quiet mode for shared spaces
Good questions.
Does it record what I'm actually saying?
No, it only reads jaw tension and typing patterns, never audio or screen content. Your imaginary arguments stay private.
What if I'm just concentrating hard, not spiraling?
The chair calibrates to your personal baseline during setup week, so focused typing won't trigger false alarms. You can also adjust sensitivity anytime in the app.
Will the buzz startle me in a meeting?
The haptic buzz is subtle and seat-based, not a vibration you'd notice across a room. Most testers describe it as a gentle nudge, not a jolt.
Can I choose what the calming podcast plays?
You can pick topic categories, but the whole point is randomness, so you actually stop thinking about them. Pro unlocks every channel.
Does it work with any desk setup?
Yes, it connects via Bluetooth and needs no external hub or software beyond the app. Any standard power outlet nearby is all it requires.
Is the Grudge Report shared with anyone?
It's visible only to you inside your private app account. Team tier admins see aggregate office wellness trends, never individual data.
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