GuacAlert
Never overpay for guac again.
Avocado-shaped pocket device that instantly displays the current guacamole price at any restaurant with MP listings. Know before you order.
MP means mystery pricing.
- ✕You order guacamole blindly, only to discover it costs $8 when your budget was $4.
- ✕Servers either don't know the current price or give you outdated information from last week.
- ✕You skip guacamole entirely rather than risk sticker shock on your final bill.
Know before you order.
- ✓See the exact guacamole price instantly before you commit to ordering anything.
- ✓Get real-time pricing data updated daily from restaurant POS systems, not guesses.
- ✓Order confidently knowing you're within budget and getting fair market value.
Built different.
Real-Time Price Detection
Automatically scans restaurant databases and displays current guacamole pricing on the built-in green OLED screen within 3 seconds.
Location-Based Lookup
GPS pinpoints your exact restaurant and cross-references their live menu pricing without needing to connect to their WiFi.
Price Alert Vibration
Gentle haptic buzz warns you when guacamole costs exceed your preset budget threshold before you commit to ordering.
48-Hour Battery Life
Rechargeable lithium battery powers continuous price monitoring for two full days of restaurant visits per charge.
Pocket-Friendly Design
Smooth avocado silhouette fits comfortably in any pocket without bulk or sharp edges that snag fabric.
Simple by design.
Pull from pocket
Remove GuacAlert from your pocket when you sit down at any restaurant.
Automatic location scan
The device detects your location and searches restaurant databases for current guacamole pricing.
View price instantly
The green screen displays the exact guacamole price in large, clear numbers.
The clear choice.
Launching soon.
Join the waitlist for early-bird pricing — locked in for life.
- ✓ Real-time price detection
- ✓ GPS location lookup
- ✓ 48-hour battery life
- ✓ All standard features
- ✓ Price alert vibration
- ✓ Premium avocado finish
- ✓ All Pro features
- ✓ 72-hour battery life
- ✓ Magnetic charging dock
Good questions.
How does it know which restaurant I'm at?
Built-in GPS automatically detects your location and matches it to restaurant databases. No manual input required.
What if the restaurant isn't in your database?
The screen shows 'Price Unknown' and you can report missing restaurants through the companion app. We add new locations weekly.
Does it work internationally?
Currently supports US and Canadian restaurants only. International expansion planned for 2025.
How accurate are the prices?
Prices are updated daily from restaurant POS systems and verified by our team. 95% accuracy guaranteed or your money back.
Can I set custom price alerts?
Yes, the Pro and Max models let you set vibration alerts for any price threshold. Standard model shows prices only.
How do I charge it?
USB-C charging port on the bottom charges fully in 2 hours. Max model includes magnetic wireless charging dock.
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